Random-ness and Unimportance :)

“First off she gets naked for money. she weighs 114 pounds and can drink more than me. she has a cat named nigger and a dog named pica picachu.”

I read this in Cosmo. I thought it was hilarious.

1. create a fan page for it on facebook

2. get inspired by the vajazzling trend and penazzle it with rhinestones.

3. talk to it in a baby voice when it needs some cheering up.

4. knit it a teeny tiny winter hat.

5. hum the mighty mouse theme song when it rises to the occasion.

6. practice a de-stressing technique from your acupuncture class on it.

7. high five it when you come home after work

8. write (your name) loves mr. snookums on it in magic marker.

9. hold it like a microphone and serenade him

white horse, taylor swift

tell me why, taylor swift

gives you hell, the all american rejects

single ladies, beyonce

never again, kelly clarkson

you’re not sorry, taylor swift

lessons learned, carrie underwood

not ready to make nice, dixie chicks

better in time, leona lewis

fighter, christina aguilera

see you in my nightmares, kanye west

red high heels, kellie pickler

songs like this, carrie underwood

better as a memory, kenny chesney

let it go, keyshia cole

pray for you, jaron

settlin, sugarland

takin’ off this pain, ashton sheperd

i can do better, avril lavigne

there’s more to me than you, jessica andrews

hot n cold, katy perry

wrong baby wrong baby wrong, martina mcbride

she won’t be lonely long, clay walker

undo it, carrie underwood

on to the next one, jay-z

potential break up song, aly & aj

you’ll think of me, keith urban

love, keyshia cole

bulletproof, la roux

i feel bad, rascal flatts

according to you, orianthi

you’re a jerk, new boyz

jar of hearts, christina perri

ain’t much left of lovin you, randy montana

a little bit stronger, sara evans

quittin you, the band perry

goodbye my lover, james blunt

turn on the radio, reba mcentire

last call, le ann womak

stupid in love, rihanna

love your memory, miranda lambert

why should i care, sara evans

best days of your life, kellie pickler

face drop, sean kingston

i heart ? , taylor swift

don’t bother, shakira

starting over, jennifer lopez

goodbye, kristina debarge

i look so good, jesse james

it’s over, jesse mcCartney

can’t hold us down, christina aguilera

leave the pieces, the wreckers

lover lover, jarod niemann

you and your hand tonight, P!nk

too little too late, jojo

torn, natalie imbruglila

kerosene, miranda lambert

a little too late, toby keith

riding solo, jason derulo

king of anything, sarah bareilles

my way, limp bizkit

if you’re going through hell, rodney atkins

so small, carrie underwood

consider me gone, reba mcentire

the sign, ace of base

deuces, chris brown

ruby shoes, jessica andrews

whatever, jessica andrews

my to-do list:

ride in a hot air balloon

hatch duck eggs

get my picture taken with a lion cub at MGM grand

visit Africa )

have a picnic ( haven’t done one of these in years)

get married

have some babies

get my own slobbery puppy and cat

graduate college

Death Valley

Miley cyrus concert

Miranda Lambert concert

Drive in movie theater

disneyland

6 flags

move out

jerry springer show

new job ( this is just self explanatory. hello 5 years at petsmart)

see the redwood trees, perhaps in the winter time.

camping (well, does the backyard count?)

fall in love

drive around the entire 215

Ziplining. I went on fremont street although I would like to go in boulder city through the mountains.

Go to the four corners where you can be in New Mexico, Colorado, Utah, and Arizona at the same time

Stay in a haunted hotel

Play Bingo in las vegas. it’s hard being a 70 year old woman trapped in a 21 year olds body

Horseback riding in the mountains

See a psychic

Helicopter ride

Sledding and make snow angels

get in shape (bahaha)

road trip

disney movie marathon

drive to new york ( I wanna see the united states)

pet a manatee

make strawberry lemonade

go clubbing

breed rats

go to the strip on new years, and 4th of july

yellowstone park

college football game

romantic cabin getaway

feed a giraffe

go blue whale watching

take a pic of a wild seal or touch one

beach hop & collect sand & seashells from each one and then make something pretty

bungee jump

take a zion trip and see wild buffalo

parasailing

save the mice in gambling games ( I just wanna run up and grab one while it’s running across the gambling table and set it free)

get a hotel on the strip and have a very 21 year old las vegas night

learn how to beat someone up

learn to keep drawers and cabinets shut.

stop tanning (someday)

drive a bus

move somewhere friendly and nice and sunny

go to a pumpkin patch and carve pumpkins

win the lottery

sky diving once I grow some balls

Roos n more zoo in moapa

college

I hate college. I’m tired of the million people asking me when am I going to gradaute or asking “why aren’t you graduating this year?” well I started college not really knowing what I wanted to do so I took classes I didn’t need and some semesters I didn’t even take full loads. It’s getting annoying with all the damn questions. When I graduate, or I’m getting close to graduating i’ll be sure to let everyone know. I’ll like wear a shirt that says “yes i’m graduating this semester” or I’ll just write it on my face in permanent marker. I’m still young. It’s not like I’m 40 and just starting college. I’ll finish when I finish.

Another thing that makes me want to punch people is trying to get student loans and what not approved. It seems like there are 10005 steps. They ask a million questions, where some are important like your drivers license # and then others are like “what color was your first bike and what was your favorite baby food”. not really but thats what it feels like these people want to know. I just want my flippen loan before I end up on the street. We’ve been working on this loan since the summer and when I feel like it’s finally over with, they want something else. How about I get my loan before I have to drop the semester. that would be nice you F word. :)

What happened to having fun while you’re young? For some ODD reason I feel like moving somewhere new and nice would be great. I want to know what it’s like living on your own and I want to fricken decorate and spend my mornings on the river/beach/lake and soak up some sunshine. I need to gamble more and WIN so I can buy a house and my big puppies. I’m so over college. I only get to be young and entergetic once. I’d rather spend my days being bored in school when I’m old and boring.

Also, I need to know the point of taking certain classes for certrain degrees. I’m going to be a teacher (if I don’t die of boredom in college) and there are classes like the history of dance. We watched dances from the 1900’s and I can’t figure out the point. Along with biology, philosophy, a million math classes, chem, and geography when I’m going to be an ELEMENTARY teacher.